Tuesday, November 26, 2019
5 Jobs That T-Rex Arms Cant Do (And the 1 Job That Fits Them Perfectly)
5 Jobs That T-Rex Arms Cant Do (And the 1 Job That Fits Them Perfectly)5 Jobs That T-Rex Arms Cant Do (And the 1 Job That Fits Them Perfectly)Heres to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. Heres to a wide-eyed tyrannosaur who didnt let the shortness of his T-Rex arms stand in his way to greatness. This is an inspiring story to keep in mind throughout the upcoming year.2017 was a tough year for tyrannosaurs all over the world. For decades, everybody saw them as the undisputed kings of the tyrant lizards. But everything has changed when a team of German scientists discovered that, in reality, they wouldnt be able to outrun a speedy human.Even worse, the discovery coincided with the outbreak of internet jokes about the shortness of T-Rex arms. No wonder that many a tyrannosaurus felt his world had turned upside down.He lost is all, only to climb to the top again and become President of the United States.On the other hand, such as tounding reversals of fortune often make for equally inspiring stories. And sometimes a poet may deem such story worthy of a song. Or a poem- like the one youll find below.Let us tell you a story about a T-Rex who had it all and lost it all. A king of the lizards who went from hero to zero, only to climb to the top again and become President of the United States.But what does a tyrannosaur have to do with your career, you ask? After all, this is a career blog known for delivering no bullshit content.The answer is- everything. This story can help you stay motivated throughoutthe upcoming year. Whenever youll feel disheartened, hopeless, or at your limits, remember how much you can achieve if you never stop trying. But without any further ado- here it is(Also, since nobody reads poetry nowadays, were attaching the illustrated version of the poem by Katka Koncova. Come on, click it to binnensee more)T-Rex Arms and the Perfect Job APoemWhen scientists discovered that T. Rex could never run,Spielberg told him straight away In my park, youre doneFor all his prey could suddenly outrun their former foeand the short-winded Tyrannosaurus saw he grew too slow.A film career in disarray and hunting attempts failed,another trade his sorry state had made him contemplate.But in a world that always wants more dexterous handymen,his tiny arms and hands would fail him time and time again.Instead of peoples faces, hed only photograph their crotch,and every single bad tooth aching he was too short-handed to touch.So when he saw that as a painter hed only master stripesHe took to the White House, alas, he had tiny armsPeople cheered as he was signing his first bill with a claw,From that day onwards they lived jolly under dinosaurian law.Surprised by his newfound success, he threw a party toolate at night remembered something he always held as trueThough DJ-ing was something that his arms still couldnt do,those very arms, their unique charms, they helped him see this through.So if y ou feel like fit for nothing and your talents are fewsomewhere out there is a dream job waiting just for youDisclaimer THIS IS A JOKE. If you liked it and would like to see more fun content, check out ourUltimate Graduate Quiz Are you the right fit for McDonalds, KFC, or Subway?Theres a good chance you wont regret it.Share Your Feedback or Ideas in the Comments
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